粤语笑话翻译
有一碟滑蛋炒虾仁
虾仁:滑蛋 你好滑呀
滑蛋:哼 你虾仁既
有一天,小蒨和他的男朋友在公园里散步，这时小蒨忽然很想放屁，可是又不好意思让男友发现，此时，小蒨想到了一个可以偷放屁的方法。
小蒨问他男朋友说
小蒨：你想不想听我学鸟的叫声呢？
男友：好阿~听起来一定很可爱！
小蒨这时候就【啾啾啾】的叫
(此时她偷偷把屁放出来)
小蒨此时候就问：你觉得像吗?
男友回答她：嗯~刚刚屁太大声没听清楚耶！
因为广东话只有会广东话的人才能懂意思。你翻译成同音字是不行的。拼音是无法说标准广东话的。{讲普通话他们能不能听啊？}拿广东话应该是--讲普通话巨地听唔听度阿、你再翻译的话就是体无完肤了、连广东人都不知道你在说什么，
先改改错字胖妞数学课代表：“点解要畀我食咸嘢啊？我只是钟意食甜噶！”
物理课代表:“嗯，我钟意咸嘢，但是唔中意食咸嘢”
胖妞数学课代表：“为什么要给我吃咸的东西啊？我只喜欢吃甜食！”
物理课代表:“嗯，我喜欢“咸”(咸在粤语还有下流/色情的意思)的东西，但是不喜欢吃咸的食品”
胖妞数学课代表：”“为什么要给我吃咸的东西啊？我只喜欢吃甜的！”
物理课代表:“嗯，我喜欢色的东西，但是不喜欢吃咸的食物”
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