1、An Ugly Woman

Mike: My aunt was very embarrassed when she was asked to take off her
mask

at the party.

Mary: Why was that?

Mike: She wasn't wearing one.

丑女

麦克：一次舞会上，当大家要求我姑姑拿掉她的面具时，她非常尴尬。

玛丽：为什么会那样呢？

麦克：她根本就没有带面具。

2、Coincidence

A woman was singing. One of the guests turned to a man by his side and criticized the singer.

"What a terrible voice!" he said. "Do you know who she is?"

"Yes," was the answer. "She is my wife."

"Oh, I beg your pardon." The man said, "Of course her voice is not bad,
but the song is very bad. I wonder who wrote that awful song."

"I did." was the answer.

巧合

一位女士正在唱歌。一位客人转身对他旁边的男士批评道：

“多难听的嗓音！”他说，“你知道她是谁吗？”

“知道，”男士回答，“她是我太太。”

“噢，请你原谅。”客人说，“当然，她的嗓音并不坏，但那歌实在太差了。我想知道那是谁写的歌。”

“是我。”男士回答道。

3、A Question

Professor: Before we begin the examination are there any question?

Student: What's the name of this course?

一个问题

教授：在开始考试之前，还有什么问题吗？

学生：考试科目的名称是什么？

4、Hen's Legs

Son: Why are hen's legs so short?

Dad: You're a fool. If the hen's legs were too long, wouldn't they drop
their

eggs into pieces when laying?

母鸡的腿

儿子：为什么母鸡的腿这么短呢？

父亲：你真笨。如果母鸡的腿太长，它们下蛋的时候，鸡蛋岂不都摔碎了?

1.An
Ugly
Woman
Mike:
My
aunt
was
very
embarrassed
when
she
was
asked
to
take
off
her
mask
at
the
party.
Mary:
Why
was
that?
Mike:
She
wasn't
wearing
one.
丑女
麦克：一次舞会上，当大家要求我姑姑拿掉她的面具时，她非常尴尬。
玛丽：为什么会那样呢？
麦克：她根本就没有带面具。
2.
Coincidence
A
woman
was
singing.
One
of
the
guests
turned
to
a
man
by
his
side
and
criticized
the
singer.
"What
a
terrible
voice!"
he
said.
"Do
you
know
who
she
is?"
"Yes,"
was
the
answer.
"She
is
my
wife."
"Oh,
I
beg
your
pardon."
The
man
said,
"Of
course
her
voice
is
not
bad,
but
the
song
is
very
bad.
I
wonder
who
wrote
that
awful
song."
"I
did."
was
the
answer.
巧合
一位女士正在唱歌。一位客人转身对他旁边的男士批评道：
“多难听的嗓音！”他说，“你知道她是谁吗？”
“知道，”男士回答，“她是我太太。”
“噢，请你原谅。”客人说，“当然，她的嗓音并不坏，但那歌实在太差了。我想知道那是谁写的歌。”
“是我。”男士回答道。
3.
A
Question
Professor:
Before
we
begin
the
examination
are
there
any
question?
Student:
What's
the
name
of
this
course?
一个问题
教授：在开始考试之前，还有什么问题吗？
学生：考试科目的名称是什么？
4.
Hen's
Legs
Son:
Why
are
hen's
legs
so
short?
Dad:
You're
a
fool.
If
the
hen's
legs
were
too
long,
wouldn't
they
drop
their
eggs
into
pieces
when
laying?
母鸡的腿
儿子：为什么母鸡的腿这么短呢？
父亲：你真笨。如果母鸡的腿太长，它们下蛋的时候，鸡蛋岂不都摔碎了?

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